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Newest Music!

June 14, 2010

"The Hipster Creep Under My Bed" - with the return of Sarah M on lead vocals!

VOMIT SAUCE: PIZZA - OUT NOW!

Our first real CD! A compilation of our favorite tracks recorded over the last six years, with a few new recordings thrown in. 34 tracks / 1 Hour!! Physical proof that we exist!

Track Listing

Camo 40oz
Robot Man
Dive Down
Pizza Face
Loving a Horse
Punch List
I Fought a Dinosaur
Minnecrapolis
Jihad in My Pants
Get to Getting While the Getting's Good
Love Handles
Way to Destruction
Interns and Monster Trucks
Bury Me In Short Sleeves
Lonely As Can Be
Shuddup Your Face
Just a Guy Being a Dude
Words Are Stupid
Douche Machine
Cult
Creepy Pete
Vomit Sauce (aka Getting Loose)
Intervention
Moustache Ride
Zombie in Love
Killed my Baby Dead
Pregnant McDonalds
Space Paper Boy
Squeeze Baux
Punch 'Em in the Nuts
Wii'ing Around
AIDS
Off Course
May Dad is a Dentist (Live at Che Stadium)

Newish Music!

March 28, 2010:

"Dive Down" - a song about the sea, which we never see...

March 14, 2010:

We pulled an all-nighter to get these tracks done for you..enjoy!

March 3, 2010:

"Squeeze Baux" - Auf deutsch!!

February 24, 2010:

A metric shit-load of new trackz for y'all!!

"My House" - A few rules for Alex's 30'th B-day.
"A Change is Coming" - Winter gets depressing.
"Biznass" - Sorry, no powerpoint for this one.
"Diabetic Blues" - Our love is sweet just like my pee.
"Get to Gettin" - A message from an old-timer.
"Little Red Riding Hood" - classic cover song.
"Short Bus"- a short song.
"Waterslide" - dedicated to "THE PLUNGE" at "NOAH'S ARK" (tm).

To the Extreme! 2004-Present

Songs (in alphabetical order)	Info	Date
Aids - Offensive as hell. Posted by popular demand.
"Aids" (With Drums) - Our first experimental recording with real drums.
"Andy's Butt"
"Birthday Dot Com" - In celebration of Alex being really really really really really old....dot com.
Boobs and Butts - You should see the weird search terms that link to our site because of this song.
"Boss of Me" - Anger..level...rising....With guest appearance by Nicole on bass and back-up vocals.
"Bury Me in Short Sleeves" - Pickin' n' Grinnin', with Rachel on guest vocals.
California Sun (Ramones Cover) - Please don't sue us!
Creepy Pete - Sorry PG.
Cult - A reworking of an old classic from 2001
Dad is a Dentist - Last minute autobio.
Definition - Some people have real nice arms...
Dinosaur - FIGHT!
Douche Machine - To the Extreme!
Getting Loose - An electronic dance that gets in your pants!
Goddammit - A song about the end of the world, two people, and just doing the best you can
"Hoo-Hoos" - Its pretty damn cold out there. With guest vocal by Gambit.
I Hate You (for Amanda and Emily) - For our Pgh friends.
Interns on Sunday - Monster trucks indeed can, and will, crush you..
Intervention - A song we finished awhile back, but never released for some reason.
"Jihad in My Pants" - We're not quite sure what happened with this one. Let us know if you can figure it out. Guest appearance by Mark P. on keyboards, vocals, and whistling.
"Just a Dude"
Killed My Baby Dead - Another tune with the help of Anders and Sarah. This is a 1950s crash and die ditty.
"Last Verse" - A song about surviving to the age of 28. That's better than John Wilkes Booth. That's something to aspire to.
Lonely as can Be - A new electric version of a 4-track classic.
Love Handles - For your favorite endomorphic biker. With Sarah on lead vocals.
Loving a Horse - Alex's favorite Vomit Sauce song EVAR.
Mel Gibson - We hear he hates jews.
Mustache Ride - WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEi!
"My Friends"
My Prince of Darkness - A love song to Satan - new digital recording of our first original song.
"My Song" - A mission statement, if you will.
"Octopus Vs. Grizzly Bear" - A classic rocker about an unlikely clash of the titans - as seen on Alex's arm.
"Off Course" - Sometimes your navigator sucks.
Pip - A song about smoking and drinking while drunk, and how enjoyable it is....to be drunk....and smoking
"Pizza Face" - A coincidence with toppings.
Pregnant McDonalds - LEEEROY! ILLINOIS!
"Punch Em' in the Nuts" - British Punch Power.
Punchlist - Who's got an ugly face to get punched? Find out!
Pussy Tits - An experiment in extreme drunkenness. starring Scott on bass, and Sarah on vocals.
"Robot Man" - Robots in the 1920's made booze and had vacuum tubes for hearts. Trust me on this one. I was there.
Scattalite - We gave this song what it deserved.
Shilo - Our cover of a Neil Diamond Song.
Shuddupyourface - Do you have a point?
Space Paperboy - Thanks to Anders and Sarah with this one. It's a sci-fi tale of one little boy's heinous paper route.
Third Eye Brown - Us fucking around working on a medley cover of 3 shitty Third Eye Blind songs.... it's terrible...
"Top of the Charts"
Turkey Sandwich - Man cannot live on Rice n' Beans Alone.....
Two or Three - A song about one of Alex's x's.
Way to Destruction - A song about the modern marvel of internet fads.
Wii'n Around - New year, new game system, new mii.
Zombie in Love - With real drums and bass! Recorded at a studio in North Minneapolis for free (Thanks to Nick and his friends!)
"Zombie Waltz" - The final version of a song we recorded in 2005, but never finished.....until now.

4-TRACK CLASSICS (2000-2003)

Song	Info	Track
"Alicia Told Me to Write a Song About Writing Songs" - "You suck as much as your shitty songs"	Tape 4	15
"Big Lizard in My Backyard" - Our poorly recorded cover of a Dead Milkmen classic, remixed in 2007.	Resurge	24
"Bomis 1, Reality 0" - Whacking it to internet porn has never been this creepy or pretentious.	Tape 2	8
"Can't Get Enough of that Radiohead" - An unfinished demo about the addictive properties of a certain British band.	Tape 1	3
"Camo 40oz." - Ernest, Hulk Hogan, Johnny 5. You get the idea	Tape 4	17
"Cult" - The original version	Tape 4	20
"D.A.R.E." - Drugs are rad, eh? You hoser.	Tape 2	9
"Dylan" - An unfinished song about some hipsters we used to know.	Tape 1	6
"El Zombio" - Juan is indeed muy guapo.	Tape 4	19
"Fallout" - Sung by Freezie "Stubtoe" Jackson. We are all indeed going to die.	Tape 1	5
"Horror Music Generator" - "Would you like some hippopotamus with that?".	Tape 4	18
"Lonely As Can Be" - The original version.	Tape 2	11
"Man Made of Bones" - The first V-Sauce song written after the hiatus.	Resurge	22
"Minneapolis" - I also call it Minnecrapolis!	Resurge	23
"My Favorite One Yet" - Hey! Its the Eels... oh wait, shit, its just Vomit Sauce.	Tape 4	16
"My Prince of Darkness" - The original version of our first full-length, original song.	Tape 1	4
"Organ Song" - A creepy instrumental recorded by Alex in the summer of 2001.	Tape 4	21
"Sidewalk Guy (Vomit Sauce version, aka Giraffe Hat 2000)" - The Vomit Sauce version of a Red Lester classic.	Tape 1	2
"Thanks George" - We love George Romero, in a hetero-aprreciative way.	Tape 2	10
"The Day the Zombies Came" - Electronic looping action from the early years of Vomit Sauce.	Tape 1	7
"These Boots Were Made for Eating Brains" - I just want your brains!	Tape 3	12
"We're Vomit Sauce" - Our very first official recording! A Radiohead song with new words, recorded in 2000.	Tape 1	1
"Why I Miss You" - A pathetic emo song gone bad.	Tape 3	14
"Zombie in Love" - The original version!	Tape 3	13

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